Rachel Pietraszek

Rachel Pietraszek

Legal Tech. Web Enthusiast. Turophile.

Tasteful Nudes (the Book)


Rachel Barker (@rlbarker) writes "Oh hai @mrdavehill, I’m reading your book. On my giant phone. Because I live in the future." That rules, Rachel. But where is yourself tight silver suit and elaborate meals in pill form? I must know what these are like! Also, thank you for reading my incredible book!

Dave Hill said words to me! So awesome! Too bad I couldn’t come up with a funnier response than "hey Dave, the future ain’t ‘the Jetsons’".

Posted on August 22, 2012

Trenta Skinny Vanilla


(Order up for cricket99 and bonesmakenoise)
Rachel says: So her name is Melody, and she’s a makeup artist from Northern California. Melody likes to get angry about things. From a screwed-up coffee order, to the radio playing the same song twice in a row, to the store being out of her brand of blueberry juice, Melody almost enjoys the feeling of getting angry about nothing. She spends her day looking at people in the face, and perhaps as a result, she’s really more of a loner. She drinks a lot of peppermint tea because it’s supposed to be calming. The last date she went on tried to cook dinner for her, and she regrets that she was not very receptive. But generally, you have to spend a little money to get her attention. She’s been described as a bitch, but, she thinks there are worse things to be called. She loves Vogue magazine, and baked potatoes.
Art by Kora

Posted on August 21, 2012

Shame on You


Source: dogshaming

Posted on August 18, 2012

Peppermint White Mocha


The newest cafeaulady is full of wintery goodness!
Posted on August 16, 2012

Dubstep Anteater


Source: This has to be by Kora but I didn't link her
Posted on August 15, 2012

Sketchy


Café au Ladies has a new post brewing, but in the meantime we thought we’d share with you a sketch from a previous Lady - Grande Full-Fat Espresso Con Panna
sketch by Kora
( Let us know - would you like to see more sketches?)
Posted on August 15, 2012

Theodore Seuss Geisel (aka ‘Dr. Seuss’)


Schaefer Bock Beer, 1940
"Before he was a children’s book author, Theodore Seuss Geisel (aka ‘Dr. Seuss’) created illustrations for magazine and internal advertisements for companies like Ford, Holly Sugar, NBC, and many more. The Advertising Artwork of Dr. Seuss has catalogued these delightful ads online, which is a project of the Mandeville Special Collections Library at the University of California, San Diego (where the Dr. Seuss Collection lives)."
Posted on August 13, 2012

Rooibos


I always say each new cafeaulady is my favourite, but this one really is my favourite!
Posted on August 11, 2012